{"id":1,"date":"2026-07-16T08:43:07","date_gmt":"2026-07-16T08:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/?p=1"},"modified":"2026-07-16T08:46:04","modified_gmt":"2026-07-16T08:46:04","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/index.php\/2026\/07\/16\/hello-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Jones"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"258\" height=\"387\" src=\"https:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Jones_and_Ellen_Ripley.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Jones_and_Ellen_Ripley.webp 258w, https:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Jones_and_Ellen_Ripley-200x300.webp 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Jones<\/strong>, commonly known as\u00a0<strong>Jonesy<\/strong>, is a fictional ginger\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/American_Shorthair\">American Shorthair<\/a>\u00a0cat from the\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Alien_(franchise)\"><em>Alien<\/em>\u00a0franchise<\/a>. He is the\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ship's_cat\">ship&#8217;s cat<\/a>\u00a0on the\u00a0<em>Nostromo<\/em>, the setting of the first film of the franchise.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jones, commonly known as\u00a0Jonesy, is a fictional ginger\u00a0American Shorthair\u00a0cat from the\u00a0Alien\u00a0franchise. He is the\u00a0ship&#8217;s cat\u00a0on the\u00a0Nostromo, the setting of the first film of the franchise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8,"href":"https:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/8"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jones.kelduum.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}